ShinRA Trash Party

[notmyrealname]

Ain't no party as good as a ShinRa Party!

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[deus_ex_phs]

[Careful, Zack. Pay too much attention to the chaos in front of you and you might miss another SOLDIER coming up on you from behind.

Not that he won't notice Kunsel soon enough - not after Kunsel rests his glass on Zack's head (still in his hand, because who could balance anything on that mass of spikes?)]

Hey, Zack. Having fun?

[swordoath]

[ wow! rude! he could totally balance something on his head... as long as it was heavy enough to flatten said mass of spikes.

but sure enough, that is definitely a way to get his attention. Zack leans back just a little to see who it is that's just stepped up. ]

Sure am! Aren't you?

[deus_ex_phs]

[Whoa, yeah, definitely a good thing he never actually let go. If he had, his drink would have gone spilling right then. Probably all over Zack's head. You should totally thank you, Zack.]

So far? Pretty good. No drunken brawls yet, and nobody's made out who shouldn't. Could be better, though. I'm still listening for any good gossip.

[Kunsel, your priorities...]

[swordoath]

[ he'd probably just have laughed about it. and maybe shake himself off like a dog to 'share' with Kunsel anyway. ]

If you really want to get in on gossip, you should order everyone another round or two. Then tell me if you hear anything good.

[ for blackmail/teasing material. clearly. ]

[deus_ex_phs]

[Zack, don't encourage the dog jokes. You know Kunsel won't hold back.

Still, the suggestion earns a grin as Kunsel slips into the free seat nearest to Zack.]

Don't tempt me like that, Zack. I'm not sure if my wallet can handle that many drinks. You know what our pay is like.

[swordoath]

[ maybe he'd do it because of the dog jokes!

but please. feel free to sit down. Zack doesn't mind the company. ]

Good point. One can dream though, right? Not to mention it'd make you a very popular guy here.

[deus_ex_phs]

[No. Bad puppy. No biscuit for you.]

Maybe I'll save up and do that someday.

[There's a gleam in his eye that says that might not just be an idle thought. Now that the idea's been planted, he can see the merit it has.]

It might be worth it. Think what I could hear if I got the right people plastered.

I'd need you here, and I'd need you sober, though.

[swordoath]

[ good thing he doesn't want that nasty ass biscuit! ]

Now wait a minute. Why do I have to be the sober guy here?

[deus_ex_phs]

[Excuse you they are the best biscuits.]

Zack, think about who I might be getting drunk. I'm gonna need backup if Sephiroth decides to punch Heidegger.

[swordoath]

[ ...there was a really witty response about your mom and biscuits here but that's likely too meta for this thread in particular. ]

Does the General look like a guy that would be a violent drunk?

[ a pause. ]

Wait. Don't answer that.

[deus_ex_phs]

[Wow, Zack. Just wow.]

Doesn't matter. It's Heidegger.

[Who doesn't want to punch the man when he's drunk?

Or when he's not drunk.

Just, who doesn't want to punch him in general?]