ShinRA Trash Party

[notmyrealname]

Ain't no party as good as a ShinRa Party!

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[swordoath]

[ maybe he'd do it because of the dog jokes!

but please. feel free to sit down. Zack doesn't mind the company. ]

Good point. One can dream though, right? Not to mention it'd make you a very popular guy here.

[deus_ex_phs]

[No. Bad puppy. No biscuit for you.]

Maybe I'll save up and do that someday.

[There's a gleam in his eye that says that might not just be an idle thought. Now that the idea's been planted, he can see the merit it has.]

It might be worth it. Think what I could hear if I got the right people plastered.

I'd need you here, and I'd need you sober, though.

[swordoath]

[ good thing he doesn't want that nasty ass biscuit! ]

Now wait a minute. Why do I have to be the sober guy here?

[deus_ex_phs]

[Excuse you they are the best biscuits.]

Zack, think about who I might be getting drunk. I'm gonna need backup if Sephiroth decides to punch Heidegger.

[swordoath]

[ ...there was a really witty response about your mom and biscuits here but that's likely too meta for this thread in particular. ]

Does the General look like a guy that would be a violent drunk?

[ a pause. ]

Wait. Don't answer that.

[deus_ex_phs]

[Wow, Zack. Just wow.]

Doesn't matter. It's Heidegger.

[Who doesn't want to punch the man when he's drunk?

Or when he's not drunk.

Just, who doesn't want to punch him in general?]