ShinRA Trash Party

[notmyrealname]

Ain't no party as good as a ShinRa Party!

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Comments

[harassmenthobbyist]

...how? Rude doesn't talk, and good luck gettin' Tseng to admit he has a dick, let alone knows what to do with it.

[notmyrealname]

Yes but you never shut up, Reno.

[harassmenthobbyist]

And I don't talk about that. ...much.

[notmyrealname]

I never said anything about just talking.

[harassmenthobbyist]

My apartment's soundproofed, so unless you bugged it...

[No, Rod just lives down the hall from him and Reno tends to leave a window open]

[notmyrealname]

[Picking up her new glass with a nod to the bar tender, Cissnei let's out a thoughtful sound.]

You apparently suck at remembering to close your windows. At least according to my sources.

[harassmenthobbyist]

...I am going to fucking kill that asshole.

[notmyrealname]

[And that gets her dissolving into quiet laughter. It's a damn good thing she hadn't taken a sip yet.]

You're the one that left your window open!

[harassmenthobbyist]

Yeah, an' Rod doesn't have to spread the gossip. Fucking son of a bitch.

[notmyrealname]

Are you really that surprised? I'm pretty sure keeping secrets about our personal lives is something we Turks are terrible at.

[harassmenthobbyist]

...principle of the thing, Cissnei.

[notmyrealname]

If you wanted privacy, you should have gone to a hotel in the slums.

[harassmenthobbyist]

Yeah, and come back with three STDs.

[notmyrealname]

I'm sure Hojo has a shot for all of them.

[Oh yeah. That's sarcasm.]

[harassmenthobbyist]

[Grumbling:]

Hojo's the one who developed most of them, sick bastard.

[notmyrealname]

[That gets a wince out of Cissnei.]

I'm still trying to figure out who thought it was a good idea to keep him on ShinRa's payroll.

[harassmenthobbyist]

Do we really want him out on some gang's payroll?

[notmyrealname]

I don't think anyone should be paying him.

[He was better off dead in her opinion.]

[harassmenthobbyist]

President ain't gonna waste a genius.

[notmyrealname]

The planet is full of geniuses.

[harassmenthobbyist]

Most of 'em have morals.

[notmyrealname]

[Cissnei frowns softly, finishing off her drink.]

Maybe that's what we need.

[She sets her glass down then reaches over to punch his shoulder lightly.]

Stop. I'm not here for serious talk--not today.

[harassmenthobbyist]

[Reno smirks and grabs her ass]

[notmyrealname]

[And that, sir, gets you a punch to the face.]

[harassmenthobbyist]

[Which Reno just takes, laughing as he pokes at his cheek. A few people around them promptly move away--these two are clearly fucked up]

Ow.