ShinRA Trash Party

[notmyrealname]

Ain't no party as good as a ShinRa Party!

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[harassmenthobbyist]

Yeah, an' Rod doesn't have to spread the gossip. Fucking son of a bitch.

[notmyrealname]

Are you really that surprised? I'm pretty sure keeping secrets about our personal lives is something we Turks are terrible at.

[harassmenthobbyist]

...principle of the thing, Cissnei.

[notmyrealname]

If you wanted privacy, you should have gone to a hotel in the slums.

[harassmenthobbyist]

Yeah, and come back with three STDs.

[notmyrealname]

I'm sure Hojo has a shot for all of them.

[Oh yeah. That's sarcasm.]

[harassmenthobbyist]

[Grumbling:]

Hojo's the one who developed most of them, sick bastard.

[notmyrealname]

[That gets a wince out of Cissnei.]

I'm still trying to figure out who thought it was a good idea to keep him on ShinRa's payroll.

[harassmenthobbyist]

Do we really want him out on some gang's payroll?

[notmyrealname]

I don't think anyone should be paying him.

[He was better off dead in her opinion.]

[harassmenthobbyist]

President ain't gonna waste a genius.

[notmyrealname]

The planet is full of geniuses.

[harassmenthobbyist]

Most of 'em have morals.

[notmyrealname]

[Cissnei frowns softly, finishing off her drink.]

Maybe that's what we need.

[She sets her glass down then reaches over to punch his shoulder lightly.]

Stop. I'm not here for serious talk--not today.

[harassmenthobbyist]

[Reno smirks and grabs her ass]

[notmyrealname]

[And that, sir, gets you a punch to the face.]

[harassmenthobbyist]

[Which Reno just takes, laughing as he pokes at his cheek. A few people around them promptly move away--these two are clearly fucked up]

Ow.

[notmyrealname]

Hands to yourself, asshole.

[Even as she says it, though, there's a small grin on her lips.]

[harassmenthobbyist]

Aw, come on. Sexual harassment is my specialty.

[notmyrealname]

Save it for someone else.

[She reaches over to flick him in the forehead this time.]

Or I might make your night terrible.

[harassmenthobbyist]

Not the fun kind of terrible, either?

[notmyrealname]

No, no fun involved whatsoever.

[harassmenthobbyist]

Tch, why do we keep you around, huh?

[notmyrealname]

Because I'm actually talented in the field.

[harassmenthobbyist]

An' just who has the second highest record in the range? Not you.