ShinRA Trash Party

[notmyrealname]

Ain't no party as good as a ShinRa Party!

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[notmyrealname]

The planet is full of geniuses.

[harassmenthobbyist]

Most of 'em have morals.

[notmyrealname]

[Cissnei frowns softly, finishing off her drink.]

Maybe that's what we need.

[She sets her glass down then reaches over to punch his shoulder lightly.]

Stop. I'm not here for serious talk--not today.

[harassmenthobbyist]

[Reno smirks and grabs her ass]

[notmyrealname]

[And that, sir, gets you a punch to the face.]

[harassmenthobbyist]

[Which Reno just takes, laughing as he pokes at his cheek. A few people around them promptly move away--these two are clearly fucked up]

Ow.

[notmyrealname]

Hands to yourself, asshole.

[Even as she says it, though, there's a small grin on her lips.]

[harassmenthobbyist]

Aw, come on. Sexual harassment is my specialty.

[notmyrealname]

Save it for someone else.

[She reaches over to flick him in the forehead this time.]

Or I might make your night terrible.

[harassmenthobbyist]

Not the fun kind of terrible, either?

[notmyrealname]

No, no fun involved whatsoever.

[harassmenthobbyist]

Tch, why do we keep you around, huh?

[notmyrealname]

Because I'm actually talented in the field.

[harassmenthobbyist]

An' just who has the second highest record in the range? Not you.

[notmyrealname]

Keyword there is range, Reno. How's your success rate in the field doing? [He's good, very good, and she knows it. But that's not going to stop her from poking fun at him.]

[harassmenthobbyist]

Only reason I ain't on top is because Tseng's still doing field work at his age.

[notmyrealname]

[That gets a surprised laugh out of her that she quickly tries to muffle.]

Oh that's just mean, Reno.

[harassmenthobbyist]

Look, he was working the field when the first brought Gainsborough in and I had just gotten in training when that happened.

[notmyrealname]

[She makes a thoughtful sound.]

He ages well. No wonder Rufus likes him so much. Aged and experienced.

[harassmenthobbyist]

Big dick, too.

[notmyrealname]

Know that from experience?

[harassmenthobbyist]

[Reno just smirks and downs his shot of tequila]

[notmyrealname]

[She matches that smirk with one of her own, shaking her head in amusement.]