ShinRA Trash Party

[notmyrealname]

Ain't no party as good as a ShinRa Party!

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[swordoath]

[ NOW who looks like a kicked puppy. ]

Ouch. Harsh words. You wound me.

[notachocobo]

You look really hurt by it, Zack.

[It comes out in a drawl, Cloud giving him a rather dry look.]

How are you going to survive?

[swordoath]

By drinking another five of these. [ it's the cheapest thing here though. ] And maybe taking someone home for the night.

[ at least he's honest? ish? ]

Then putting an ad out there for a new best friend.

[notachocobo]

[Cloud snorts softly.]

What a plan.

[And then he puts on a playfully surprised look.]

We're best friends?

[swordoath]

It's a good plan. The best plan when dealing with the shattered remains of what was once my soul.

[ snickering. yeah... yeah even he can't keep that up without botching it at the end.

and of course, he carries on like Cloud isn't somewhat surprised. ]

Well not now. I'm putting in an ad, remember?

[notachocobo]

Obviously.

[He believes you, Zack. Really.]

Oh, right, right. Guess I need to put out an ad as well.

[swordoath]

You do that. A shame really. You won't find someone like me. Not in a million years.

[ so cocky. so arrogant. look at that smirk. then he reaches over and gives Cloud a much needed ruffle. ]

[notachocobo]

[A muffled sound of protest escapes Cloud as he attempts to bat the other's hand away.]

Maybe that's for the best. I won't have as many headaches.

[swordoath]

Won't have as much fun though.

[ just saying. ]

[notachocobo]

That's true.

[He reaches over then to punch the other's arm lightly.]

Guess I have to make amends with you if you'll let me.

[swordoath]

[ you call that a punch? can't even feel it. ]

I guesssss I can let you try.

[notachocobo]

[That's because he didn't want you to feel it this time, Zack.]

How nice of you.

[swordoath]

[ yeah okay. keep telling yourself that, little chick. ]

I'm very generous on top of good looking. I thought you knew!

[notachocobo]

[Don't start, puppy dog.]

Right. You keep telling yourself that and I'll keep letting you believe it.

[swordoath]

[ wark wark. ]

It's all right to be jealous, you know. I'll allow that as soon as you make amends.

[notachocobo]

[Rude.]

I'm so jealous.

[You can totally tell, too, if you ignore the sarcasm in his voice.]

And what do I have to do in order to appease you, hm?

[swordoath]

[ uh oh. be warned. that shark-like grin slowly spreading on his features is a telltale sign that you shouldn't have asked that. ]

Karaoke.

[notachocobo]

[Yep. For a moment Cloud is at a loss for words before he's shaking his head, hands going up.]

No. Absolutely not.

[swordoath]

Awww c'mon, Cloud.

[ oh oh... here it comes. the big eyes. the pouty, but hopeful face! ]

Pleeeeeease?

[notachocobo]

[Goddammit you son of a--]

....Fine. One song! That's it!

[swordoath]

One is all I need.

[ and if he records it with his phone... none will be the wiser! ]

[notachocobo]

[He's going to regret this, isn't he?]

What song do I have to sing?

[swordoath]

[ the song that Zack selects? would be this one right here.

don't hate him. and he might cut out before Cloud's done to avoid the piercing glares and maybe stabbings he'll face later. ]

[notachocobo]

[Oh he is going to hunt your ass down and kick the shit out of you for that one Zack. You just wait.

You just wait!]

[swordoath]

[ oh pfft. Zack's ass is the type that anyone in their right mind should be hunting.

but for now he's going to give Cloud the cheekiest of grins. ]

Can't back out.