ShinRA Trash Party

[notmyrealname]

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[deus_ex_phs]

[A snort of amusement escapes from Kunsel before he can muffle it.]

Zack probably wouldn't know restraint if it hit him across the face with handcuffs.

[Hey, being friends with Zack doesn't mean he can't crack jokes at his friend's expense.]

But I can't argue with you there. About him being a good person, I mean, not about the other. Not sure it's fair, comparing me to him.

[He might have said more, but he abruptly cuts himself off.]

...don't you dare tell him I actually said that.

[notmyrealname]

There's really no lie there.

[He's good at what he does but...sometimes she wonders if a lot of his success just comes out of sheer dumb luck.

There's a sly touch to her grin as she glances at Kunsel, eyebrow lifting as he makes that light threat.]

I think he'd be really interested to hear that, though.

[It's said playfully, because she's not going to go around saying things just because. But that doesn't mean she won't play it up that she's going to.]

I can already hear the comments about you being sappy.

[deus_ex_phs]

[Oh, he shouldn't. He really, really shouldn't. Playing with a Turk is dangerous. But that grin. And that threat.]

What, you think he doesn't already know how much of a sap I am? I was talking about the pun.

[The best bluffs have a grain of truth to them.

The question is, will she buy it?]

[notmyrealname]

[What--

Cissnei almost groaned, opting to just roll her eyes instead.]

That was horrible.

[deus_ex_phs]

[Nailed it. He's reasonably certain she bought it. Or maybe the pun was bad enough to distract her. He's willing to settle for that.]

And now you know why I don't want him to know. Do you know how much he abuses the puns he can make with his name? Don't feed into that, for both our sakes.

[notmyrealname]

Good point. I'll make sure to spare us both that particular pain.

[Her eyebrow goes up as her expression turns mock thoughtful.]

But I don't think I'll spare you the pain of him knowing how much you care.

[Nice try, Kunsel.]

[deus_ex_phs]

[Aw, dammit.]

He knows I care! Come on, he doesn't need to hear you say what kind of person I think he is! It's just going to go to his head!

[Or worse. Because if Zack *doesn't* let it go to his head, it probably means he's going to turn it around on Kunsel.]

[notmyrealname]

I guess I can keep it to myself.

[Cue a somewhat sly look here.]

For now.

[She won't hesitate to use it against you sometime, Kunsel, if you give her a reason to.]

[deus_ex_phs]

[Kunsel's expression is immediately wary. That's a loaded "for now" if he's ever heard on.]

For now, until what?

[What does she want?]

[notmyrealname]

[Oh Kunsel.]

Until I have a reason to use it. If I ever do.

[She has dirt on everyone. You were bound to get added to the list eventually. It's a Turk thing.]

..Which I don't think I will. Not unless you plan on causing problems with all of your information gathering.

[deus_ex_phs]

[Kunsel has to hold back a wince. It's one thing to know that the Turks are probably aware of who you are and what you do, and another thing to have it confirmed directly to your face.]

Have I caused any problems yet?

[He feels that's only fair to point out in his defense. Most of his information gathering has been fairly benign, only meant to help his friends, or even the company itself. Anything that could land him in real hot water?

Well, he knows how to keep his mouth shut.]

totally not here

[heroproceeding]

[ SWEET SHIVA KUNS.

BRO

BRO

YOU AND I ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS. ]

not here either!

[deus_ex_phs]

[JUST TELLING IT LIKE IT IS, BRO. YOU CAN'T BE MAD AT THE TRUTH.]