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[cwolfeh]

And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand~

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Fili XD

[mortalhalf]

My brother found out about last night.

omgyes

[filidough]

Oh.



Should I go into witness protection?

cackle

[mortalhalf]

He'd find you anyway.

Maybe we should finally do the meet the family thing?

[filidough]

That

I'm not sure

Meeting your family would be fine but I'm terrified of what my uncle will do.

[mortalhalf]

You'll protect me.

Is that sappy?

[filidough]

A little bit.

But I like it. :)

[mortalhalf]

Good.

I think I'm more worried to meet your mother. I figure I can handle your uncle.

[filidough]

Mother is going to be the easy one. She'll try scare tactics but she's far less temperamental than uncle is.

He's...

Well. It's going to be interesting.

[mortalhalf]

She's your mother. That's scary enough!

I'll try and charm your uncle so he can't get too upset.

[filidough]

She's going to adore you!

That will be entertaining to watch, I can't lie.

[mortalhalf]

I hope so!

...I look forward to seeing it myself. Kind of. Remember me fondly if I fail and die?

[filidough]

I won't let it end in bloodshed, I promise.

....

Though Kili is rather clumsy so he may hurt himself but he won't hurt you.

[mortalhalf]

Thank you.

... I'll try to keep your brother from hurting himself.

[filidough]

It's better not to get involved sometimes.

Says you some pain. It's never anything life threatening anyway.

[mortalhalf]

If you don't want me to get involved then I won't.

Elrond's always been the wise twin, but you're not too bad ;)

[filidough]

I just mean sometimes it's better to let Kili hurt himself and then tend to him after the fact.

:P

[mortalhalf]

Best brother >D

Cint Please

[msromanoff]

I was joking when I said Rock my world. I didn't give you permission to drop off the face of it?

[genuinepleasure]

Hey, if you're going to do something you may as well go big, right?

I just needed a break. I promise.

You alright?

[msromanoff]

Sure I am

[Can you tell the sarcastic tone there Clint ]

Things are tense here. I have a bad feeling about this.

[genuinepleasure]

Wow, Nat. That was dry even from here.

I've heard things aren't great.

Want me to come in?

For Fitz 8U

[cryogenics]

Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.

[onthefitz]

.....

I would say you better get here asap so I can look at you

What kind of question is that?!

[cryogenics]

Didn't want to bleed on your carpet for no reason.

I'll be there in a few minutes.

[onthefitz]

I'm a shield scientist. I think I can figure out how to remove bloodstains from carpets.

Alright I'll be waiting.

I'll get some supplies together.

Scale of 1-10, how bad?

[cryogenics]

Still a lot of trouble.

about a 6

[onthefitz]

You're worth it.

Okay.

God just be careful on your way here okay?

[cryogenics]

I will.

[As, you know, careful as one can be when they're injured and bleeding. But still, five minutes later, he arrived to knock on the door. He could have opened a window, but he would have made more of a mess that way. And he's already a mess as it is, what with being stabbed in the side and bleeding all down his shirt and pants.]

[onthefitz]

[The door is jerked open not even a second after he knocks, Fitz looking frazzled and worried as his eyes scan over the other. It's hard to miss his bloodied side and while he can't see the full extent of it, it's enough to have his stomach twisting and the scientist steps aside, motioning the other in with a quick gesture.]

Get in. Bathroom's just beyond the kitchen.

[cryogenics]

[That was fast. Faster than he'd been expecting and so fast he almost teetered over. Regaining his balance, he nodded, stepping inside. Even with his hand over his wound applying pressure, he still left a trail of blood that dripped from his fingers.

It looked worse than it was, or he was pretty sure it did anyway. It just hurt to breathe and if it didn't hurt so bad he would have been able to handle it on his own without worrying Fitz. Maybe. Either way, he made it to the bathroom and leaned heavily against the counter, trying to catch his breath.]

[onthefitz]

[He may or may not have been pacing near the door. It's hard to say.

The blood could be cleaned up later, Fitz far more worried about actually stopping the source of it. He shuts the door and locks it once Bucky's inside, setting his alarm--just in case--before he trails after the other.

It's taking all the self control that he has not to flit about like a worried mother hen and instead he just eases into the bathroom as well so he can get his first aid kit out.]

Are you able to get your shirt off or should I cut it?

[cryogenics]

I've got it.

[Taking his hands away from the wound, he eased his jacket off, trying to keep his hands from shaking, and dropped it to the floor. His shirt was determined to stick to his wound, as soaked with blood as it was, but he managed to peel it off and pull the whole thing over his head.

The wound was deep, but relatively small on the surface. Well, Bucky thought a knife wound deep enough to have him bleeding on the floor was relatively small at least.]

Scott

[try_something_nice]

If not for you or is it us right now? We'd be in his bed with him.

[naturalbornalpha]

Um.

I'm not sure what you mean.

[try_something_nice]

You know exactly what I mean, Alpha.

[naturalbornalpha]

No I really really don't.

[try_something_nice]

Maybe you should ask your best friend and my brother.

Rung.

[harderfasterwrecker]

I will fight anything that is not spinning right now.

Omfg XD

[rungout]

That's a rather worrying statement given that most things aren't currently spinning.

[harderfasterwrecker]

You know. Thats the same thing scopehead said.

Maybe he was on to something

Oops

[rungout]

His name is Perceptor, we've discussed this before, Whirl.

Why exactly is everything spinning?




How long were you at Swerve's?

[harderfasterwrecker]

Long enough to know I shouldn't be standing.

Swerve waters everything down, the fragger.

[ A good two minutes later, and with a slight delay between words. ]

Trailface left skid marks on the ceiling and nobody has cleaned that up.

There are also bullet holes.

Slag, Swerve's ceiling is gross, Eyebrows.