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The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Hardcore

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Considering how their first encounter had gone, Ratchet hadn't expected his blatant staring at Predaking to be well-received at all. Sure, the predacon was intimidating, but Ratchet could definitely appreciate his looks when he didn't have to worry about his life.

That still didn't explain how he had managed to muster up the sheer audacity to blurt out his rather indecent proposal to frag when he was caught looking.]

[There's something about an appreciative gaze that even Predaking can enjoy. What he wasn't expecting, though, was the blatant offer to interface with the other, something that had him staring at Ratchet as if he wasn't sure if this was the actual Autobot medic or not.

But, he'd be lying if he tried to say that his internal temperature wasn't already rising and that low growl bubbling in his vocalizer was a good one.]

I..would not be object to such a thing with you.

[This is probably the only time in his entire life that plowing ahead without a plan hasn't completely backfired on Ratchet. His shoulders sag in relief, and he hesitantly reaches out to place his hand on Predaking's abdomen.]

Admittedly, I wasn't expecting this to go so well.

[That hand earns a soft rumble from the larger mech and he shifts closer, hesitantly lifting an arm to wrap it around Ratchet, claws stroking along his back as he does.]

Did you expect me to deny you and instead attack?

[Because that seems logical enough. Things hadn't exactly been great between them but there was something about the medic that attracted him; made him not want to harm Ratchet for some reason.]

Yes, actually.

[Ratchet arches against Predaking, shivering slightly at the foreign sensation of claws. What little touch he gets, he's used to it being with blunt fingers. It's surprisingly erotic, enough so that he can feel his internal temperature rising.

Without any further stalling, he slips his fingers into gaps between armor plating, searching for sensitive wires to take advantage of.]

[Predaking shifts, jerking slightly as Ratchet goes for the sensitive wiring, unable to help the low, pleased growl that escapes him. His claws draw down further, finding the breaks in armor on the medic's body to trace down in them, the beast resisting the urge to just throw the medic down.

With such a size difference, he knows he must be careful. Plus, he's not object to letting the other keeping down that for a bit considering how heated the beast is getting over it.]

[His fans kick on abruptly and Ratchet exvents harshly, surprising himself with how much he liked hearing that growl. He leans forward and traces his glossa across Predaking's interface panel, hooking the fingers of his free hand into the armor around his waist.]

[The predacon growls low and pleased like, frame jerking as that tongue comes in contact with his interface panel. Ratchet definitely knows where to touch, unsurprising for one of his profession, and Predaking finds himself enjoying the attention--the forwardness of what the other is doing.

One clawed hand slides up the other's back to stroke against the back of his neck, applying the lightest of pressure to get him to repeat the action.]

[Ratchet groans lowly and drags his tongue up Predaking's panel again, then back down, tracing the seam as he went.

It's a heady rush, getting such reactions from someone so much larger and powerful than himself. Ratchet's own panel slides open, his spike extending as it pressurizes fully, and he reaches down to stroke himself as he presses his open mouth to the larger mech's plating.]

[Hearing that click--seeing the other's spike pressurize like that--has Predaking groaning softly, a hand clamping down on Ratchet's shoulder as his own panel finally opens.

His spike pressurizes quickly, the predacon shuddering as his hips unconsciously rock a bit, a needy look in his optics as he drags his claws gently against the medic's shoulder.]