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The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0



The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Hardcore



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

Sideswipe | Transformers: Movies | OTA

[stabbywheelfeet]

[Okay with pretty much all but Non/dub-con.]

1-10~

[radiochatter]

[After being away from base for almost a month, it felt absolutely amazing coming home. He'd been out on recon missions with Ironhide, Lennox, and some of the other NEST members and contact with their comrades had been sparse. Bee Didnt mind the radio silence since he wasn't completely alone but there were some that he missed more than others.

Like a certain silver bot with wheeled feet.

He had yet to find the other though and, with a defeated slump to his doorwings, he started to head towards their hanger for a good rest. Maybe Mirage would know where the other was?]

[stabbywheelfeet]

[Someone has been taking stalking lessons from Mirage. No surprise there. So the moment Ironhide was finished making sure his "charge" hadn't done anything excessively stupid in his absence, said charge had fled.]

[And stalked a certain yellow bot with no voice and intriguing door wings.]

[One of which he just can't resist reaching out and tweaking between thick fingers. Maybe he should have announced himself. But eagerness outweighs caution.]

[radiochatter]

[A shrill chirp escapes Bee and he jerks forward a step and turns around quickly, prepared to swat at whoever's responsible until he sees who it is.

Well, okay, so, to be fair, the urge to swat Sideswipe is still there but he resists in favor of the delighted chirp that escapes him, optics brightning.]

Sideswipe!

[stabbywheelfeet]

[He rocks back on his wheels, scooting back a pace, hopefully out of swatting range, just in case. But there's a broad grin on his face, a proud little cant to his hips.]

[He spreads his hands.]

You were expecting someone else?

[radiochatter]

I thought you were avoiding me or something.

[Hands resting on his hips, Bee twills at the other, doorwings twitching as he tilts his head.

Primus as he missed Sideswipe, and the way his engine revs is a dead giveaway of that.]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Nope. Just Ironhide... being a parent.

[He rolls his optics, skating forward another step or two, well back in range. Yes, he did miss the yellow 'bot.]

[But he's going to make him work for it, instead, if the way he's outright posing -- one hand on a hip, weight shifted to match -- is any indication.]

[radiochatter]

[Bee's well aware of the challenge that's being presented, knowing that this isn't going to be as easy as just falling into berth with the other--as much as he wishes it was.

So his engine gives a soft rev and he let's his hand drop from his hip as he shifts forward, gaze raking over Sideswipe again.

Especially those hips. Damn him and those hips.]

"You and me baby--" "--all night long~--" "--And givin yourself to me can never be wrong~"

[stabbywheelfeet]

Oh, we get a serenade? I feel like a princess.

[He's not entirely exaggerating, either. He shifts his weight over again, well aware of what Bee is looking at, and doing his best to show it off. Maybe if he moves just so the lights will play up his legs...]

[Which he will just. Casually stretch out in front of himself...]

But I don't know. You could be whistling at all the pretty girls, for all I know.

[radiochatter]

[Bee gives him a 'yeah right' sort of look, twilling at him before looking over those legs that are so nicely being displayed for him.]

"Shook me all night long~--" "--there's no one else for me--" "--it's you, it's always been you."

[He moves forward then, slowly, doorwings twitching as he meets Sideswipe's gaze and whistles softly at him, engine revving underneath the sound.]

[stabbywheelfeet]

[He beams, back, spreading his hands in a "what are you waiting for" sort of gesture.]

Prove it then.

[radiochatter]

[Bee twills and closes the distance between them, catching the other around the waist to draw him in so they're pressed chest to chest. He ducks his head to nuzzle at Sideswipe's neck cables, engine revving softly as his hands stroke up and down the other's back, the yellow bot doing the best he can at teasing the other's neck without a proper mouth.]

[stabbywheelfeet]

[He laughs, throwing his head back and slinging his arms around Bumblebee's shoulders, his fingers dragging over the joints of those wings.]

[He hitches a leg around the yellow bot's waist, all but hanging on him.]

Well. That answers that.

[radiochatter]

[Bee can't respond right away, not with those fingers dragging against his wing joints the way they are. The action pulls a soft twill and a shudder from him, Bee pulling the other even closer as he rests a hand on the others leg and caresses it a bit.]

G-good. I was hoping it would.

[stabbywheelfeet]

[Oh, that just makes his engine purr. He leans his head forward, resting it against Bumblebee's forehead.]

Damn... you don't waste any time...

[His fingers down into the wing joints a little more, toying with them.]