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The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0



The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Hardcore



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

Ratchet | Transformers IDW: MTMTE

[handymedic]

[Open to everything but flogging.]

[arnhaid]

((I know what you want. c: You want to start or?))

[handymedic]

((I'll go ahead and start us off~.))

[Ratchet was glad when he could crawl onto a berth with Ironhide, barely allowing the other mech a chance to get settled before running his hands across the thicker armor on the other's chest.]

I've been wanting to get at you the last few hours.

[arnhaid]

I said I owed you, yeah...?

[He's grinning a little, though, his hands moving up to rest on Ratchet's hips. His fingers move in slow little circles, and he knocks his forehead lightly against the medic's.]

So. Now what?

[handymedic]

You did.

[Ratchet sounds amused as he leans his forehelm against Ironhide's, fingers slipping into gaps and seams to pluck gently at wires.]

Nothing too strenuous. Just relax and let me work.

[arnhaid]

Yeah? That easy huh?

[He tilts his head up enough to press his lips to Ratchet's, engine kicking on in a low hum as those fingers do their job.]

[handymedic]

Yep, that easy.

[Ratchet presses into the kiss hungrily, trying to deepen it as he continues to stroke wires, aiming for areas that he's remembered as being especially sensitive.]

[arnhaid]

Lucky me.

[He reaches up to grasp at the back of Ratchet's head, holding him into the kiss, while his hips roll a little. His engine revs a bit, feeling those fingers dig in.]

[handymedic]

[Ratchet groans quietly and frees one hand to drag it down armor plating towards Ironhide's panel, pressing his fingers against the seams. His fans click on as he hooks a leg around the other's knee, pulling himself slightly closer.]

[arnhaid]

[His engine is already humming, and his hips hitch up against those fingers. It's hard not to just pop the thing open, under the touch -- Ratchet does it so easily to him.]

[There's a groan of his own, and he palms a hand down Ratchet's chest, dragging fingertips across it, looking for a hold.]

[handymedic]

[Ratchet took his time, running his fingers across Ironhide's panel for a moment before digging his finger into the seam.

He arcs into the touch, engine revving quietly as he breaks the kiss to pant slightly.]

[arnhaid]

[He swore, his hips jerking, and his grip on Ratchet's windshield tightening. He arches up for another kiss, panting into it, grinding his body against the medic's hand.]

[handymedic]

[Ratchet moans again, long and low, his own panel opening with an audible click and his spike extending, already fully pressurized, as his fingers fumble for the manual release on Ironhide's.]

[arnhaid]

[He shifts automatically, trying to line their hips up while Ratchet works. He figures he might as well get this started...]

[And he can't help but scrape himself up against those seeking fingers, or that ready equipment.]

[handymedic]

[As soon as he finds the manual release and gets Ironhide's panel open, Ratchet shoves himself forward so their chests are pressed together, hips close enough to Ironhide's own that his spike slides against the plating next to the other bot's equipment.]

[arnhaid]

[That's different. He lifts his head, riding out the groan and the sudden rush of heat, before finding his voice.]

You don't wanna...?

[You know.]

[Not that he's complaining. Not with the way his hips are rising for another press, maybe a little too eager, given the question.]

[handymedic]

[Ratchet shakes his head, thrusting his hips to close the remaining space between them and whining sharply when their spikes slide against each other. He shudders hard and drops his head back at the sensation.]

N-Not this time. We're going to take it easy.

[arnhaid]

Your call.

[He's not protesting. Not at all. But this could get tricky -- it's not something he's all that familiar with.]

[He shifts, and the motion grinds them together again, earning another shudder, and a rev from his engine. He aims to wrap his hands around both of them, so, at least, there's sort of a guide for him to follow.]

[Otherwise he has a horrible mental image of just accidentally ramming himself into a hip joint or something.]