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The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Hardcore

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[There was always the adjustment, when things changed from professional to... semi-professional might perhaps be the term. Still, Dreadwing couldn't claim that the temporary awkwardness wasn't worth it. Or that he wasn't becoming a little fond of Cyclonus in general. The circumstances were rare when he could do any of that with some amount of safety.

A second to Megatron was smart to avoid fondness for their partners, if only because their trysts were extremely short-lived.

He glances back with a light hum when he feels Cyclonus's hands, and his lower tailwings twitch at the kiss. His lips twitch, a ghost of a smile. Well, this is a pleasant surprise.]

Cyclonus.

[He refrains from asking what the occasion is, for the time being.]

[The smallest hint of a smile graces his own lips at the small twitch of Dreadwing's tailwings. So much about Dreadwing's frame is so interesting, so complex and dangerous-looking at the right angles. Fascinating, at least to him.

He simply gives a little rumble in reply, nuzzling into Dreadwing and tugging him closer.]

[The differences between their armors has been something of a curiosity to Dreadwing, too. How strange different dimensions can be, Cyclonus's plating so much more simple and clean-looking than his own.

Dreadwing lets himself be tugged back, leaning lightly back into Cyclonus's embrace and resting one hand on the arm around his waist.]

[Cyclonus vents heavily against Dreadwing, stepping forward and taking Dreadwing with him just a little before he forces himself to stop, forces himself to intake deeply and ask,]

Is... now a good time?

[Don't make him elaborate. He doesn't want to talk too much right now.]

[Cyclonus's breath against his back and the back of his neck is nearly irresistible as it is. The fact that he's being asked if it's all right? That's a kindness one rarely sees when one is a Decepticon. He glances back to the other bot, exventing slowly.]

Of course. Please continue.

[He won't question it. Sometimes you just need to do something, and Dreadwing understands that.]

[Cyclonus' shoulder sag at his answer, even though he knows the other can't see it. Good.]

...Thank you.

[He pushes Dreadwing even further forward, as carefully as he can, leaning up to mouth at the side of Dreadwing's helm, knowing this is far too fast, too sudden, but...

He stops once they reach the edge of the berth, and just stops, clearing his vocalizer. The tone in his voice is stern, as usual, but also quiet. His words are more of a suggestion than a command -- even though he he hopes that Dreadwing has learned to be free to object to anything by now.]

Down... on your knees.

[This all is rather sudden, that much Dreadwing can admit. And if he really wanted to, he could probably ask Cyclonus to slow it down. He won't, though. What is the point of their arrangement, if they don't have the opportunity to surprise each other?

Besides, the pushing doesn't bother him so much. Or his helm being mouthed - which simply elicits a pleased sigh from him. Or Cyclonus's tone for that matter. He knows it's more a request than anything else, and if he wished he could object. Which he doesn't want to in the least, in fact. He offers a nod as he sinks onto his knees.]

As you wish.

[Dreadwing's acceptance draws a sigh from Cyclonus, and his mouth moves lower, drifting over Dreadwing's neck and down to the base of his wing as he follows, positioning himself just behind him.

Cyclonus gently rocks his hips forward, brushing his panel against Dreadwing's aft; a gentle indication of what he's planning.]

[Dreadwing hums lightly, leaning into the brush of Cyclonus's mouth at it moves down, back arching a little. Those hips rocking up against him is a good indication of what he has to look forward to. He glances back at Cyclonus.]

I see.

[He sounds pleased with the thought... and even if he didn't, he hopes that the cover of his valve sliding out of the way would be signal enough of his feelings.]

[The nearly-inaudible sound Cyclonus makes is one of relief. So Dreadwing is alright with this arrangement -- good. It would have been rather awkward if they'd gotten this far and been forced to stop.

With a swift 'click', his spike fully pressurizes in a mere few seconds, and he rocks forward again to brush the tip against the rim of Dreadwing's valve.]