[Phichit is trying to maintain the pout, but it's hard when he wants to smile so much.]

But I already have your life planned out! It'll be tough competition, with JJ and Otabek and me there, but you'll win Gold at the Four Continents, then march off the ice and tell Viktor, "I believe you owe me a wedding." [He mimicks Yuuri's voice but makes it sound really sexy.] Then you'll get married, and keep skating together and dominating competitions until you're so old we're all begging you to retire. But then! You'll start scouting for young talent to coach and you'll become the most vicious coaching pair in the history of skating, and all your skaters will always win, and you'll be unstoppable! And you'll have three puppies, and maybe kids if you want them? You would be a good dad, Yuuri.

And in all that, if you don't have time to chat as much, I'll be very supportive and understanding. Because I can't think of anyone who deserves a happy ending more than you, Yuuri.

[He finally does smile, very warmly, showing off his dimples.]

And all of this starts with me giving Viktor a serious dressing down about how if he hurts you, I'm not above murdering him with his own skates!